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Only Fools And Horses Quotes

"The truth is only relative to what you can earn from a lie" please explain.?


Del Boy quotes Einstein in only fools and horses.

Telling the truth can only relate to telling a lie if you get something out of a lie because this quote is saying you always 'earn' out of telling the truth and that's the only way it can relate the truth to a lie, if you earn something out of a lie.

hope that makes sense



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The Best bits Of Only Fools And Horses Part 1

"Up here for thinking, down there for dancing" - Quote?


Does anyone know which film the above line is from? I think it's also been repeated in Only Fools and Horses but I reckon it was used in a film before then. Can you name the film and the actor?

I think it's from the movie Step Up, but don't know who said it.

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7 Responses to “Only Fools And Horses Quotes”

  1. Miss World Says:

    Russell & Courtney covering Only Fools and Horses?! I needs to hear that! I'll continue to enjoy Russell from the safety of my TV too. I think you could catch an STD just from being too close to him.

    I love Only Fools and Horses, I enjoyed them all, but yeah I think its does get funnier later on into the series. If you do watch them, let me know how you get on :)

  2. Napoleon Says:

    Mingles – Are you trying to trump my Only Fools & Horses collection? If so, I'll up the ante by saying Uncle Albert bought a tin of tomatoes, and sounded like an effeminate 18th century aristocrat when he thanked the shopkeeper.

    Collins has discarded another of my comments. That's the straw that breaks the camel's back in my book. I'm going to war with that man on ITTODBTBIA next week.

  3. Jake Says:

    not sure about Rodney as a name for an action character. Check out Only Fools and Horses (British) to see why!

  4. nibornna Says:

    i wish i had that…

  5. I Just Got This Symphony Goin Says:

    not reading that but your avatar picture is cute

  6. Trevor Watson Says:

    I can't get anything other than the standard 4 channels, but I wholly agree with your comments on the BBC. They should indeed be spending less money on buying in or making 'reality tv' programmes and more on thoughtful or inciteful drama's and sitcoms.

    Oh, and if they stopped repeating Only Fools and Horses, I would be a very happy bunny indeed :)

  7. kellykay2 Says:

    ‘Rodney you plonkaaaaaa’ Only fools and horses is just brilliant.