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Only Fools And Horses Mugs

Gamblers Sales Pitch

GAMBLERS SALES PITCH

What do you want as a gambler? Do you want to provide your bookmaker with a life of luxury? Do you want him to be driving the new car that should be yours? Taking the dream holidays that you cannot afford?

Or do you want that life of luxury for yourself and your family?

I am sure that all punters want the latter, not the former.

You will have seen and heard it all before. All that ‘Junk Mail’, that comes through your letter-box, advertising a ‘fool-proof’ tipping service. All you will have to do, to make a fortune, is place a bet, on their behalf, in exchange for that sure-fire tip. Then to send them the winnings. Who’s the mug if it loses?

Have you noticed that most of these ‘tipsters’ have Irish names? These con-men think that we’re all as stupid as they are.  Because they have assumed an Irish name, we will think that they must be experts!

I know that you’re thinking that I must be the same. You’re probably saying to yourself ‘if it is so successful, why is he passing it on’. The answer is quite simple.

Thirty years ago I decided to become a full-time punter. Firstly, because I was too lazy to get a proper job, and, secondly, I enjoyed the incredible buzz from winning large amounts of money. You all know what that’s like. There is, in my opinion, nothing quite like it.

I have now reached the position in life, where I can offer other people the chance to do what I have done. The chance to play with the bookies money and not their own.

I just love taking money from a bookmaker, don’t you?

Remember, I do not want you to place bets for me. I do not want huge fees for this service, AND there are no premium rate phone lines!

All that I want is 50–100 dedicated gamblers, with access to the internet, and the phone, and with the odd half an hour to spend, five or six days a week. I need people, who really want to make money from gambling, to join me. Let us make money together.

This system is designed for the ‘long run’ and not for the short term, therefore I want stayers not sprinters.There will be losing days, that is inevitable, but there will be many more winning days.

These 50-100 people will be able to have the best information available, daily. They will be able to enjoy the ‘life of Reilly’ (I wonder if he was a tipster, after all he was Irish!) which, really when you think of it, is all that ‘real punters’ want.

The decision is yours, make it the right one.

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